As a small brand with big aspirations, we are committed to making a meaningful impact in the world of fashion. With ambitious plans for growth, we are excited to explore potential business opportunities in collaboration with like-minded individuals and organisations.

If you have a genuine interest in any of the following areas, we invite you to reach out to us at


Wholesale partnerships play a key part in the expansion of the Humans Are Vain brand and we're eager to add new stores to our ever growing stockist list.   You can access our B2B platform here.


Join us in executing our ambitious growth plans and become a part of our journey towards success.


Explore various licensing opportunities with us, particularly in the realm of apparel, as we aim to expand our brand's reach and impact.

B2B Distribution:

Partner with us through market distribution agreements to help bring our products to new markets and audiences.

B2C Franchise:

Start your own Humans Are Vain franchise in your area and benefit from our comprehensive franchise package, which includes a website template, PR materials, a ready-to-order collection, and more. We are seeking individuals who share our values and are passionate about their local market.


At Humans Are Vain, we believe in the power of collaboration and innovation. Together, let's work towards creating a brighter future.